can't we keep him?

ToolDan, that is...he's so cute....like a little puppy.  He's out in the hammock right now, talking to us, in the way no one has since Evel Dick. 

"Vote smart, America.  If you vote to evict Jessie, I'm in trouble...but if you vote to evict Memphis, I'm in more trouble....Who does America hate more, Memphis or Jessie?  Or maybe me, maybe America hates me....You have the swing vote America."