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Once again, I didn't spend much time today watching the feeds, but I don't think I missed much.  It seems they slept most of the day.  When I finally tuned in at the beginning of BBAD Kevin and Natalie were in a fairly interesting debate about the existence of God.  It's one of those real reality moments that I love about the livefeeds: just people have a discussion about something in their lives.  And in a few short minutes they gave me some great lines:

Kevin: I was looking for that mofo left and right.

Kevin: I'm not saying God doesn't exist.  Of course it's a possibility, I don't have any empirical evidence that he doesn't.
Natalie: But you do have empirical evidence that he does exist.
Kevin: What?
Natalie: That you're here.  He made you.
Kevin: Did God make this blanket?
Natalie: No, China did. Some person in China.
Kevin: Right, there's no 'made by' tag on me.  

Natalie: So you could call your brother and he'll talk to you?
BB cuts to fish.  Guess that would be a "well, he wouldn't sign the release."  

Last night Kevin told Natalie that they need to be nicer to Jordan, hang out with her, and not talk so much shit about Jeff.  They've figured out for some clips that BB showed them last night as part of their "spontaneous" reminiscing for Sunday's retrospective show that J/J were featured a lot and must be loved by America.  Early this morning I caught Jordan sitting in the pool just grinning to herself.  So cute (and no, she's not naked).

I'm starting to worry that thinking about America's Vote has made Kevin reconsider taking Jordan to F2 if he wins on Tuesday.  He figures she has Jeff, Michele and America's votes and if he kicks Natalie, she'll vote for Jordan, thus Kevin would lose.  But if he takes Natalie, he might have America's vote.  He did confront Nat a bit today about Pandora's box and some of her lies.  He even told her that he doesn't believe she's 18, and doesn't understand why she'd lie about that.  She said they could talk about it after the show. (**Correction: It seems *he* said they could talk after the show.  Which makes more sense--if she said it, you'd think he'd be super-suspicious.)

But even as I typed that, Nat gets called to the DR and Kevin and Jordan have a check-in where he reassures her he's taking her if he wins.  He hasn't, at least that I've heard, been so direct with Natalie.  He just says things like "I've been loyal to you all along" and "why would I have evicted Michele, if I was going to backstab you?"  Nat's not buying that last one.  She even told Jordan that the Michele eviction means nothing, because it benefited Kevin too.

Jordan is also telling both of them she's picking them if she wins.  To me, her reasoning to Kevin sounds more believable.  She says no way she'll win against Nat, but with Kevin, it's a toss up.  But she also tells him that when Natalie asks what she's going to do, she says she doesn't know.  But then when Kevin is in the DR and Natalie does ask, Jordan says she'll take Natalie, but she's telling Kevin she's saying "I don't know."

I gotta hand it to BB.  This was a pretty good twist to keep the feeds interesting for the last few days.  Usually we just have the final 2 pondering their jury arguments, and we don't get to hear much.  But now we get to hear all the scheming.  And get to share in the stress.  Which is way better than the usual boredom.

And in honor of all that stress, I have to give Line of the Day to Jordan.  She said this today and yesterday.  Yesterday, I said "oh, Jordan TMI!"...but, it's just so Jordan to share so much.

Jordan: I have the worst diarrhea.